Free Printable Customizable Gift Tags

Hey there! Do you ever feel like gift-giving is hard? Like, what do you get for someone who has everything? Well, fear not my friend, because I have the solution for you: printable gift tags! And the best part? They’re totally free! Check out these hilarious gift tag templates:

“Have Yourself a Merry Little Gift”

Gift tag template with text: Have Yourself a Merry Little GiftDon’t you just love this cute little tag? It’s perfect for any small gift you might give someone. And the best part? You can print out as many as you need! No need to worry about running out of tags.

“I Can’t Even Wrap My Head Around How Awesome This Gift Is”

Gift tag template with text: I Can’t Even Wrap My Head Around How Awesome This Gift IsIf you’re like me, you sometimes struggle with finding the right words to express just how awesome a gift is. Well, struggle no more with this hilarious gift tag! It’s sure to make the recipient smile.

“So Good You’ll Want to Lick the Wrapper”

Gift tag template with text: So Good You’ll Want to Lick the WrapperWe all know that feeling when we get a gift that looks so good, we just want to eat it up. Well, this tag takes that feeling to a whole new level. Just make sure no one actually tries to eat the gift!

“Have a Holly Jolly Christmas, and a Box of Wine”

Gift tag template with text: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas, and a Box of WineLet’s be real, sometimes the best gift is the gift of wine. And what’s better than a bottle of wine? A whole box of wine! This tag is perfect for the wine-lover in your life.

“Wrap It Up, I’ll Take It”

Gift tag template with text: Wrap It Up, I’ll Take ItWhy waste time trying to figure out what gift to give someone when you could just give them everything? This tag is perfect for any gift, big or small.

“You’re the Gin to My Tonic”

Gift tag template with text: You’re the Gin to My TonicLooking for a gift for your favorite drinking buddy? Look no further than this tag! Bonus points if you actually include some gin and tonic in the gift.

“Don’t Open Until Christmas (or Whenever, I’m Not the Boss of You)”

Gift tag template with text: Don’t Open Until Christmas (or Whenever, I’m Not the Boss of You)Who says gifts have to be opened on a specific day? This tag gives the recipient permission to open the gift whenever they damn well please. Just make sure they don’t open it before you have a chance to give it to them!

“This Present Isn’t Going to Wrap Itself”

Gift tag template with text: This Present Isn’t Going to Wrap ItselfLet’s face it, wrapping presents is a pain. But with this tag, you can remind the recipient that you put in the effort to make their gift look good. And maybe they’ll return the favor next time!

“You’re the Only Fruitcake I Want for Christmas”

Gift tag template with text: You’re the Only Fruitcake I Want for ChristmasAre you and your friend both fans of fruitcake? Then this tag is perfect for you! Just make sure they understand that you don’t actually want them to give you a fruitcake as a gift.

“May Your Days Be Merry and Bright, and Your Credit Card Bills Be Light”

Gift tag template with text: May Your Days Be Merry and Bright, and Your Credit Card Bills Be LightWe all know that the holiday season can be a bit stressful when it comes to finances. This tag is a friendly reminder to the recipient that you understand the struggle, and wish them well in their own financial endeavors.

“Tis the Season to Eat All the Cookies”

Gift tag template with text: Tis the Season to Eat All the CookiesWho doesn’t love holiday cookies? This tag is perfect for any gift that involves baked goods. And if you include some cookies in the gift, all the better!

“Santa’s Watching, Don’t F*ck This Up”

Gift tag template with text: Santa’s Watching, Don’t F*ck This UpLet’s be real, we all need a little motivation to be on our best behavior during the holiday season. This tag provides just the right amount of fear to get the recipient to behave themselves.

“This Gift Comes with a Bonus: Me”

Gift tag template with text: This Gift Comes with a Bonus: MeAre you the best gift of all? Then this tag is perfect for you! Just make sure the recipient knows that you’re not actually part of the gift (unless they want you to be, of course).

“You’re on My Nice List (for Now)”

Gift tag template with text: You’re on My Nice List (for Now)Is the recipient always on their best behavior? Then this tag is perfect for them! Just don’t let them know that you haven’t actually made a list (or checked it twice) yet.

So there you have it, folks! The ultimate collection of hilarious and free gift tag templates. Just print them out, attach them to your gifts, and watch the magic happen. Happy gift-giving!